Thursday, January 24, 2013

songs about stripers.

Whoa.
Blogging twice in one week.
That hasn't happened for months.

I'm having a hard time forming whole sentences. 
Have you noticed?
My english teacher has.

This thing keeps happening where I like songs about stripers. 
Spanish pipedream is my favorite.
is it strippers or stripers? 
this girl got her mission call today.
Holy cracker jack
when did growing up happen?

I hate it when i'm trying to stalk someone on instagram and their profile is private.
I also hate it when i'm stalking someone on instagram and I accidentally like their picture.
Even if i unlike it, my cover has been blown.

What are some other things...
Words...
I have no words....

I want to listen to billy joel all day everyday. 
He's a dirty old man, and he's kind of ugly.
He sings/plays the piano like a dream though, so it's ok.

My psychology class has been cancelled a lot.
I think i've stayed at home more than actually going to that class.
I think my teacher has an illness.

Speaking of illness, Anatomy lab is my least favorite class.
I wake up and dread it. 
The cadavers smell so bad. (Yes. The cadavers. Get ready for college, kids.)

I can see people walking on the cross walk right now. 
Creepin hard core.
I'm in my bed. They can't see me. 

I'm wearing left over hair from yesterday.
I tend to do that when I have class at 9:00.
I don't even care that that class was cancelled today, i'm spending my extra 75 minutes in bed.

I assume it's snowing up north. 
I'm so glad I don't live up north anymore.
Rain is bad enough.

College is a good time kids.
You take an early class, (early being 8:00) and you think you'll be fine.
News flash, you won't sleep. Ever.

This post is slowly dying.
I can't even think of anything else to write.
I just really want it to end on the left side. 

The laundry room eats my socks. 
They go down, but they never come back up.
This post is officially over. Have a nice day. 






Tuesday, January 22, 2013

just a little push and you'll be smiling

- i have awesome capillary refill. 
- i love billy joel.
-flannel. 
- i bowl better with a finger bound in band aids. 
- are they called band aids because they help prevent aids? 
-double meaning. everywhere.
- 400th post. go buy yourself a cupcake. we did. 





Wednesday, January 16, 2013

if i posted a picture every time i was on instagram, your feed would look something like this...

i like instagram. some of these are old, but worth sharing.
can't wait to see this girl and her family on thursday!! #ilovevisitors #stgeorgeforlife @frannyjo13 @kayla_bear12 
I have bed head. deal with it. #firstworldprobs #classistoearly #morningssuck

You might donate plasma if... #thecollegeway

First class of the day cancelled. #ilovemybed #nineistooearly

We lock her in the bathroom all the time. #thecollegeway #sheusuallydeservesit #juciyjakejohnson @elouhardy

I'm changing my major to art. #hiddentalents #humananatomyorbust

"She loves me!! but why?" #whynot #muchadoaboutnothing #idmarryshakespear 

I have soooo much stuff. #newsemesterandsuch 

club rush #gaystraightalliance #imissedthem #juciyjakejohnson @zekemhyang

"I get carried away, carried away from you..." #passionpit #doyouknowwhatimean


I've got a hot date right now. #thebachelor #jakesecretlylikesit 

just because you're colder than me doesn't mean i'm not cold.  #goshmom #hotchocolatetime #stgeorgegetscoldtoo

uh, we got ballooned... #worstprankever @zekemhyang 

does your asian look this good? #stripesonstripes #handmadewithlove @zekemhyang

fist pump the floor, with your face. @zekemhyang #youknowwhy


he has a big butt and he doesn't care who knows it. #juciyjakejohnson 

we spend to much time together... #juciyjakejohnson #hisinsultsdontscaremeaway 


Saturday, January 5, 2013

classy girls don't kiss in bars you fool



you all have no idea how grateful I am for my sisters. 
they are seriously the best friends ever.

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

woah. 2013 already, and no posts from december. guess i'll just have to make this one a huge one.

2012 was quite the year. 
here are a few moments caught via photo booth.

(All of them are from the second half of the year, and are completely out of order, but i'm to lazy to do anything about it.)


home for fall break. 

sporting one of the best presents i've ever gotten. i love Shakespeare. 

I ended up wearing sweats almost every friday. sue me. 8:00 class was the worst. 

one month me and kendall texted over 1000 times. best friends and stuff. 

that beautiful dream catcher spins me wonderful dreams. thrift stores in st. george rock. 

i ended up with bed head a lot for the last week of school. finals and stuff. who knew. 

being home for christmas is the best thanks to these two holagins .

hacked by brother and the cutest baby in the world. 

first photo booth picture ever. freshly graduated and ready for summer.

sleeping in mom's bed playing nancy drew. 

painting for daysss....

ashley's shirt that i stole on accident. it also happens to be the best shirt to laser tag in. if you don't believe me, ask me on a laser tag date and i'll prove it. 

we were supposed to be babysitting...

cone heads and bfff's. 

protein shake anyone? 

whoops. i was home alone, hiding from my stalker. 

sandwiches from stacks and baseball hats. 

long hair, don't care. it was hardly ever done. 

harry potter for days. 

99 days until les mis. now i've seen it and loved it. dying to go again. 

first physiology final. who knew that class would be the death of me. 

studying outside turned into a whole bunch of random pictures. "this is art"

merry christmas and stuff. 
and now a video of some of the random moments i got caught on film. 





i am aware that there is no october footage. i'm not going to lie. october was probably the worst month ever. it was a rough time. i'd rather pretend october wasn't a real month.

some other awesome things that happened in 2012:
January: I can't remember. 
February: I accepted my scholarship to Dixie. life began to feel real. 
March: hosa and stuff.  I turned 18, life began to feel realer. 
April: Harry potter world. it was the best time ever. 
May: Graduation, i was called cuhmee. that was cute. 
June: became a hobbit. 
July: was an even bigger hobbit. although it may seem like i had a bunch of fun, reality was, i was hiding from reality. hard core. 
August: i went away to college, which was so weird. 
September: became a hobbit that lived in st. george. 
October: became angry. sorry erin for taking out that anger on you. 
November: i finally realized that college is awesome if you aren't stupid. 
December: my sister got married, and i couldn't be more happier for her. 


2012 was weird. but what can you do about it? 
i have beed so blessed by the people that are in my life right now, i can hardly believe it. 
I just want to shout out to my best roommate ever, erin lou hardy. i have no idea where i would be without her. i know that i haven't always been the best roommate, but you sure have. i love you dear! thank you for putting up with me even when i'm awful. i'm so glad that we can be sharing this experience together!
peace out 2012. 
you have no idea how excited i am for 2013.