the song of a solo saxaphone

so i have a friend, and saturday was her birthday.
and she's not just any friend, she's my best friend.
she's my best friend because she makes me "toats with a whole in the middle where you put the egg" just like joey makes chandler.
she's my best friend because we only have to hear one word and we'll both look at eachother and start busting out the same song.
she's my best friend becasue she yells at me when she tries to help me with math.
she's my best friend because she refuses to use the handicap phone at training table.
she's my best friend becasue she'll sit on the bed with me and watch black television while we eat our training table.
she's my best friend becasue she lets me borrow her books.
she's my best friend becasue she makes me work for things.
she's my best friend becasue we ride on haunted eleveators together.
she's my best friend becasue she's the crap bag to my princess consueala banana hammock.
she's my best friend becasue we quote the same things.
she's my best friend becasue we watch tinkerbell movies and we play just dance all by ourselves.
she's my best friend becasue she'll let me eat all the popcorn.
she's my best friend becasue she tells me when i did something stupid, and she doesn't just let me wander like a fool.
she's my best friend becasue we can creepily stalk together.
she's my best friend becasue we can sit on her bed in her freezing cold room and talk about nothing for hours.
she's my best friend for so many reasons, and i don't know what i would do without her.
but sometimes i'm an idot, and i forget things.
and sometimes we fight, but we've always managed to make our friendship better then it was before.
i'm so glad that in seventh grade we were put in so many classes together, and that we became best friends. we made promises to people in heaven, and i'm sure that she promised me that we would be best friends. she's helped me grow more then anyone else.
there are things that i can do with her that i can't do with anyone else, and i hope that she knows that i truley love her.
her name is kendall,
and she's my best friend.