the day i feel full of quotes.

"I get it from my mothers. she's part viking."

"you should spank his bottom"

"you dare show your face?"

"and that spontaniously caused your pants to rip?"

"school is overrated. ask abe lincon."

"we are lacking in leeches and wenches"

"that is chocolate covered death!
with a creamy caramel suprise."

"there is no use for a lava lamp unless your on drugs"

"thanks for nothing you useless reptile."

"why would you do that?"

"i promise i'm a good driver. is that what you look for in a women?"

"i was squealing, like a marine."

"whats a scurd?
why don't you look in the mirror, scrud,
i don't have too, i can just look at you."

"i'm sorry if my face offended you."

"stupidity isn't judged on how smart you are."

"i don't know your life!"

"the mystery still remains as to who put the gum under there."

"your stupid space cars locked me in!"

"no look! a line of ants! they're working as a team!"

"you owe me one bald girl."

"the day will come when kids will argue about who will win in a fight. Me, or superman."

"i love my fat boys."

"there is a secret..."

"did you hear that?"
(amberly, i felt that it was inapropriate to finish that one seeing as i'm not sure who reads this nonsense, and it has the possibility of offending someone. actually, i don't care. i just am too lazy to write it. which doesn't make sense because i just typed you this novel.)

"dont get to excited."

"i wish, more than anything..."

"oh, i don't have any children.
Thats okay too."

"te morta."

"you know it bro."

"i've got to go change my feet."

"you guys know this song, sing along!
eeee, eee eeeeee, eeeeeee"