today i preformed emergency surgery on a lawn mower.
it had internal bleeding and a partial decapitation.
we're not sure if it will recover.
when the doc gets home he's going to see what he can do to help it.
i can't wait until i get to work in a hospital.
yeah.

the day i feel full of quotes.

"I get it from my mothers. she's part viking."

"you should spank his bottom"

"you dare show your face?"

"and that spontaniously caused your pants to rip?"

"school is overrated. ask abe lincon."

"we are lacking in leeches and wenches"

"that is chocolate covered death!
with a creamy caramel suprise."

"there is no use for a lava lamp unless your on drugs"

"thanks for nothing you useless reptile."

"why would you do that?"

"i promise i'm a good driver. is that what you look for in a women?"

"i was squealing, like a marine."

"whats a scurd?
why don't you look in the mirror, scrud,
i don't have too, i can just look at you."

"i'm sorry if my face offended you."

"stupidity isn't judged on how smart you are."

"i don't know your life!"

"the mystery still remains as to who put the gum under there."

"your stupid space cars locked me in!"

"no look! a line of ants! they're working as a team!"

"you owe me one bald girl."

"the day will come when kids will argue about who will win in a fight. Me, or superman."

"i love my fat boys."

"there is a secret..."

"did you hear that?"
(amberly, i felt that it was inapropriate to finish that one seeing as i'm not sure who reads this nonsense, and it has the possibility of offending someone. actually, i don't care. i just am too lazy to write it. which doesn't make sense because i just typed you this novel.)

"dont get to excited."

"i wish, more than anything..."

"oh, i don't have any children.
Thats okay too."

"te morta."

"you know it bro."

"i've got to go change my feet."

"you guys know this song, sing along!
eeee, eee eeeeee, eeeeeee"

have an epic day vikings!

my hair would not dry this morning.
no joke, it took me twice as long as usuall to dry my hair.
i aced my spanish.
jeslie gave me potato donughts in history.
newman is a laugh.
he should teach teachers how to be funny.
asembelys rock my pants.
especially the ones that try to promote viking spirit.
i like them because they make for a shortened schedule.
is it just me, or does 3rd period feel twenty hours longer then any other class?
my seminary class sings christmas songs.
we're cool like that.
if your desprate for food there are some intense mushrooms in my lawn.
congrats to kim for being a winner.

am

does your nose itch?
because i'm thinking about you.

can you spell slacker?

how i spent this weekend.
puking.
living off of saltines and 7-up.
asprin and tylonal.
didn't do any homework.
wathced all available episodes of community.
the end.
i hate being sick.
i especially hate it when everyone asks you where you were.
does it really affect your life if  you don't know where i am every second of my life?
please. don't text me when i'm not at school.
if i wanted to talk to you, i would have came to school, or texted you.
get the picture.
when i don't text you for an hour, don't just keep sending me that same text over and over!
this is not a joke!

I'm scared its just going to be me and two fatties!

Sometimes i wish i was a guy so i dress like one. With the high socks and everything.